A Dreaded (que scary music) "Conway Joke"

this suits the extra cold weather we will all be getting soon

a Florda blond was visiting Chicago and was stopped at a red light.  She jumped out of her car and ran to the front window of the trucker in front of her, he lowers his window and she says "hi i'm heather and you are losing some of your load."  The trucker ignores her and continues down the street, but at the next red light the blond jumps out of her car again and, as if they had never met says to the trucker "hi i'm heather and you are losing some of your load."  At the next light the trucker jumps out of his truck and runs over the car of the blond, she lowers the window and he says "hi i'm kevin it's winter in chicago and i'm driving a salt truck!"